No need, I’m licensed
1% less means that you creat more room for politics, war, or worse… AI. No thanks, I’ll stay horny.
I’m literally writing my own smut right now because the Internet isn’t horny enough.
The two extremes of humanity on this thread
Is it published anywhere?
nope, but I put down almost 20k words in two weeks and now I’m taking half of that and polishing it into Chapter One.
Any suggestions for a lemmy community that would be interested in a sci-fi fantasy story with extensive lore and worldbuilding, and nsfw tags for lesbian sex, futanari, mind control, domination and emotional trauma?
Yes, and?
RIP Violet_08. Creeped out too soon, we hardly knew thee. Other than your threesome with your Dad’s work friends.
Without her, conversation here dried up faster than women around Andrew Tate
Anyone else remember this classic?
Avenue Q! Grab your dick and double click. It’s Porn Porn Porn!
🎶"Grab your dick and click."🎶
A tune for the ages.
I hadn’t seen this new high resolution version, thanks!
Fuck that person.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Given that massive crowd, I think they’re about to…
Don’t really care how horny the internet is, as long as it’s kept to the right spaces. Like no sending dick pics to random people.
Careful where you point that thing, don’t want it to go off in someone’s face.
I’m sorry you shot me, Mr Cheney. Please don’t take me hunting again!
There are mainly two big drives behind browsing today: horny and hate.
I’d be happy if more people browsed because of horny than hate.
Realest comic I’ve seen here.
I have seen a Venosaur mawplay Hatsune Miku very recently…
And it gives me an ide-
That was too much research required for a single post
Anyway as I was saying, could you open your mouth for just a moment please? Nothing weird or horny will happen.
Yeah! Now when he’s laying there on the ground all sexy like… let’s fuck him!
Internet is for horny
Monkey’s paw finger curls: This just in, approximately 1% of the human population has suddenly died.
Correction: Horny & Angry.
Bonk, go to angry jail
That’s just regular jail
Ah jail, what a great idea. All the people who don’t act right, just lock 'em in a room together and they’ll come out good. Works every time.
/s
I wish I was less horny 😔
The horny parts of the internet can help you with that, temporarily.
Antidepressants help sometimes!
Plot twist: “I meant less talk about hornets! Hornets!”
![Hornet's Nest [MrLovenstein]](https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/116/692/387/033/485/695/original/77ca1b7b658b5c9d.png){kind=link}