Anyone have the original source?

Hopium tolerances are up across the board. News is having to adjust our dosages accordingly

Have you accounted for your access being revoked before you are notified about your fate?

It’s the suicide bomber method

Grifting for tax dollars. They are cucks for businesses. There are less people than businesses and the state government knows what side their bread is buttered on

DNC has already shown they aren’t taking that as the lesson learnt. They won’t even release the 2024 autopsy cause they don’t like what it says

Note to men: a loud car/motorcycle is not the human equivalent of this. We want literal gular-pumping and buccal pulsing.

If it were profitable to burn down a warehouse, there’d be a whole industry around it

The only correct way to watch primer is

1. Watch Primer
2. Watch a YouTube video explaining it

Repeat these steps till you give up

You jest but “wait and retry” is such a powerful tool in my DevOps toolbox. First thing I tell junior engineers when they run across anything weird

Unfortunately it’s just a name and not a promise. I just really hope the facility is exclusively for us who have all those beliefs. Should be a good time with good people

Sometimes I’m just doing stuff for chaos’s sake. Ill buy the game just to cause trouble. I guess we just find entertainment value in different things, cause I have a great time with this kind of drama

Why am I only now realizing he was mind tricking her into liking him?

JOE is over in hospice care

Why don’t the headlines include that this was his response to asking if Obama was right when he said aliens exist? It makes it so much funnier

Grass always appears greener on the other side. He made the right choice, but will forever try to figure out if there was a wish that could have gotten him true love and a spaceship

The comment section is wild. So many people thinking that the Japanese government is somehow late to the floppy free party. Clearly they have no idea how dire the IT infrastructure situation is for the most critical systems of the world’s major super powers

If you think the US government is floppy free, let alone capable of going floppy free in the next 5 years, I’ve got a bridge to sell ya