PhobosAnomaly

The UK policing system isn’t perfect, but the whole “two tier policing” is just a dog whistle for the gammon brigade.

…and are we fuck taking law enforcement advice from the fucking Americans of all countries!

Nah.

It was probably unenforceable, and just a scare tactic.

Still absolute mince though.

My dentist has had the nerve to add a “lateness will be charged at £1 per minute late” to the end of the reminder SMS messages… which I can understand to a certain degree, but the dentist didn’t really like it when I suggested I get a discount of £1 per minute after the appointment time that the dentist called me through.

I know it’s all bullshit but the double standard baffles me.

That second line sounds like a comedic Bond villain line.

And it’s awesome.

“knock knock”

“Who’s there”

“The interrupting cow”

“The interrupting cow wh…” “MOOOOOOO”

A dear friend with a neurodivergence explained her journal to me as cue cards for different places, emotions, and experiences she’d had.

Much like a great dream, most of the memories would turn to smoke without a written pointer of what it was she’d done that day.

It’s a daily list of reminders

I’m sorry to hear that, but I’m thrilled that you can write those three sentences which shows how much you cared for her and how few regrets you had.

Be kind to yourself and enjoy the memories.

Who’d have thought me being a tosser and replying to the wrong comment would spark such a theological debate!

It sounds like Guile’s special move for when someone’s royally pissed him off.

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I think that’s a very uncharitable take on the post.

Whereas that lexical interpretation exists, I think OP’s point is “why would anyone work for MrBeast” as opposed to “why did this particular person work for him”.

A dude I used to work with left his wife to deal with the newborn.

It was so bad between dayshifts that he used to leave the house at 2am and just sit in a motorway service station with a coffee for a few hours just to get some peace before coming to work.

If I tried that, my other half would stab me in the face.

Sounds fuckin’ mint to be fair.

Get me some tourism and carbs.

Fancy new Wet Ass Filter

FH1 was absolutely brilliant. Combined with a racing wheel, it genuinely felt like the Forza Motorsport series had been let loose, literally.

Each subsequent FH release has just been… cool, I guess? The next four iterations weren’t really groundbreaking and it felt like map packs than new games.

The soundtrack has consistently been absolutely banging though

I don’t disagree with you. It’s desperately sad.

edit: I’d made the erroneous assumption this was a reply to a higher level comment.

What is it that you’re suggesting here?

I think this wondering you’re doing is the root cause of your problem.

You’ve come up with an idea that I think there’s any political upsides to war based on some assumption that I haven’t quite figured out yet.

You’ve come up with an entire “rest of it” which doesn’t really follow anything presented in the original post.

Your “gotcha” moment doesn’t exist and is aimed at someone deeply saddened and angered by this pointless war.

No you illiterate fuck, I said I’d pay a little more at the pump to see one of the most narcissistic and dangerous world leaders get knocked down a peg or two on the world stage.

It’s soul destroying seeing the human cost of such a conflict, but your virtue signalling is both misplaced and ineffective.

Yeah nah probably about a day or two.

I’m in a very very privileged position to be able to say this, but I am more than happy to pay a little bit extra at the pump and on my gas bill, just for that colossal fuckwomble to be shown up on the world stage for being a weapons grade tosser.

Is it childish? Yes. Does it make me feel slightly better about the world? Also yes.