Tar_Alcaran

Last time I saw that happen, it took all of 30 seconds to walk one office over and appropriate that laptop

My steam machine is a steam link and a cat6 cable. It’s cheaper than the HDMI, and I can use whatever controller i want, which is always a mouse and keyboard.

My car has driving assist, which is pretty much the same tech. It informs me I need to keep my hands on the wheel and my eyes on the road. It reminds me I’m responsible because it is not autonomous. Tesla has the same level of assisted driving, yet they market it as “self driving”.

I also shit on everything else, and this is one more dangerous lie

Tesla is selling the car as being self-driving. If people assume that means it can drive itself, that’s Tesla’s fault.

Won’t someone please think of the trillionaire!?

From what I hear, the magic words are “hey, I’ve learned this cool thing called jury nullification”

A friend of mine does oil paintings, mostly for fun but she’s good enough to actually sell something too.

She made a physical oil painting on canvas, that looks just like a sloppy LLM pic of two guys sitting at a bar having a beer. Extra fingers, weird plastic skin, leaning through the tap. Its SO well done, and yet I hate it so much.

The worst thing is when she told me “look, I made LLM art”.

Yeah, you can’t exactly tell a country they gained the wrong kind of independence (ok, turns out you CAN if you’re the USA, and they did), but maybe you could, at the very least, maybe not hold the refugees from said country in the leaking leftovers of a nazi concentration camp.

And if you do, and they hate it, and bloodlessly hijack a train, maaaaaybe don’t indiscriminately open fire at the entire train. (Not even going to mention whether or not it was a “kill them all” order).

There are very few living people or direct children who are owed a bigger apology than these people.

Also, most of the water examples he names consume RAIN. Datacenters use cleaned drinking water in most places.

Now they can lose more money even faster!

Art is a financial risk. Wide and shallow appeal sells tickets

That explains why I don’t see it that much. User experience hugely improves when you block those two

And don’t forget, crippling middle east oil exports made a lot of US oil companies a LOT of money.

Correct. He was with me the whole day.

On the other hand, alcohol free rum resembles real rum only in that both are liquid

This is ticking pretty much ALL of my boxes!

Is that a Japanese washing machine?

Either a strange person can touch you… Oooooorrrrr you can crawl into the sharps box full of dried animal fluids and needles.

Obvious the orange knows which one is best

… by doing things that are impossible.

For your crimes against Dutchness, I sentence you to having all the stroop in your stroopwafels replaced with Vegemite.