Thank you!

Fucking hell, for real?

You rock! Thanks!

It’s a joke about Australia already being populated when England colonized it.

Hey, regarding false medical notes, I’ve got a recently discovered whopper of falsehood. I’m going to keep this vague.

Patient suddenly can’t walk/stand, has very limited sensation in lower limbs. Goes to ER, spinal cord compression protocol clears and they are admitted. Long weekend of no progress. Patient leaves in a wheel chair, almost no change in symptoms.

Years later, they are collecting medical records for new doc and discover the notes from that stay in the hospital saying that all the symptoms spontaneously resolved before discharge. Wtf

I just don’t have a good memory. I’m very in-touch. The in-touchiest, in fact .

You use AI for spellcheck?

Sometimes you can’t get there til all the people who don’t need to get there get there

I think you’re on to sometime here

Why shouldn’t they be able to?

My brother was schizo and despised Trump. Glad he didn’t have to see him reelected.

He heard all sorts of shit, but never any thing like this vile dribble

E: somewhat important context - conservative evangelical upbringing for us

Lemmy!? Where the fuck is the “Paywall” - “here ya go” thread? Yah slacking?

Arrayformula() friendly too

I agree but I heard him in a recent interview and man is it wild how much sharper he is than Biden and Trump

My ‘can’t hold attention long enough to read all the words’ brain auto-converted it to

My rule of thumb is: taking a cycle should be slower than bus but should not be slower than waiting time + the ride.

which must be what they meant.

Yes, it’s just lingo

I don’t like yours

de/reprogram

not exactly deprogramming. Not quite reprogramming either…hmmm … I think they’re distro hopping.

Ah I believe you mean intensive porpoises

It’s for men with already broke dicks. Usually these rings come in pairs, with a clockwise and counterclockwise group based on broke-dick-handedness.

Real large gatherings do end up with further segmentation based on severity of the hook

“I’m Spartacus!”

Cool