You’ve still got this:

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Lame.

Any day now.

Don’t question your social betters, peasant.

They create jobs.

Fuck Susan Collins.

Are you AI or are you having a stroke?

Take your pity party elsewhere.

And?

Non sequitur.

They have the same bosses as the republicans, so they can’t criticize what republicans are doing. So there’s no surface area for a potential (liberal) democrat to latch onto.

The good news is that progressives will gladly fill that void.

OBLITERATED.

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But Steve said I was too clever to fall for the typical salesman shenanigans.

Not a fan of genocide.

So does that put me on the list of Israel critics?

Have a little faith in Whiskey Pete. He’s exactly the kind of stupid and short-sighted religious pedant you’re looking for.

No. It’s not a truck. It’s a series of tubes.

Finally, I can interact with my clothes.

The christian party.

I must be doing it wrong.