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No no… Let him cook…

Internet is for horny

Just wait until the fascism actually kicks in. You’ll long for the time when you had the privilege of ignoring it.

Until then you should be fighting like hell, not giving up in advance. Doing something will make you feel better.

Olives and feta. I throw in tomatoes and call it a Mediterranean salad, but I’m really here for the salt.

Why tho?

So it has nothing to do with modesty?

Cynicism is the fastest path back to pride events being illegal.

Just the tip

I reject this PewDiePie redemption arc.

No, but honestly mostly because I have enough kinks to keep me entertained already. Sweaty anonymous orgies with random people in fur suits is definitely a path I would follow if I was bored enough.

Get the fuck on with it then, asshole.

If you want population control, just get some buckets and put some water and a mosquito dunk in them. The mosquitos will be attracted to the stagnant water but all the eggs will get eaten by bacteria.

Not only did we have this table, my parents donated it to our first college apartment, and then I dragged that stupid thing around for ten years until my father was like “oh you still have this thing.”

Yeah I thought it was like some heirloom, but apparently it was actually something they bought from a yard sale when they first got married and kind of hated for 18 years.

Some say OP’s mom is the original ATM machine

Actually microplastic is stored in the balls

But do you want to main bottom, or off bottom? Like, are you an aggro build, or a damage build?

Bricks are recyclable!

It’s straight up rude to your neighbors as well, regardless of predators or disease.

I raise pigeons and actively trap cats on my property, because I have no other choice. I wish people could just not be so fucking dense about this.

There’s no place where outdoor pets are responsible.

No! You don’t understand! The cars here drive slowly, and pookums can recognize the noise!