Nah you should eat it, it’d turn you neon orange but you’ll smell absolutely incredible.
If you get the chair the scent of your cooking flesh would be boardering on divine, and not to mention being the best smelling corpse the morgue will ever take delivery of. Hell, the section of graveyard you end up in will probably smell like saffron for weeks after thry put you in the ground.
Depending on how much you weight, that much saffron might even preserve you, like some kind of extra bougie mummy.
I don’t want to eat it, I just want my execution to be hella expensive
Nah you should eat it, it’d turn you neon orange but you’ll smell absolutely incredible.
If you get the chair the scent of your cooking flesh would be boardering on divine, and not to mention being the best smelling corpse the morgue will ever take delivery of. Hell, the section of graveyard you end up in will probably smell like saffron for weeks after thry put you in the ground.
Depending on how much you weight, that much saffron might even preserve you, like some kind of extra bougie mummy.
You convinced me. I’m gonna become 1/3 saffron when I am executed and I will request the chair.