In other words, the death of another man gave him a raging boner. Why am I not surprised?
Not just couches anymore?
Charlie’s death gave him a boner, but knowing that Erika is single now made him cum. Usha just happened to be there.
What if its all just a show and Usha is wearing a pillow while Erika is the one thats pregnant …?
Bets are out if he taped a picture of Erica or a LaZBoy to Ushas back
…which makes no sense
She sat on the couch and one snaked up inside her.
Was it the gushing neck wound that turned you on Mr. Couch Fucker?
“Such a tragedy, honey. Tonight, I want to be with a real human.”
Made me pretty horny too, to be fair.
Weird flex, but ok…
Freaks.
What, seeing Kirk get shot gave him a stiffy?
I’m really getting sick and tired of public figures shoving their gender ideology and sexually down my throat. Congratulations, but you don’t need to go around bragging in front of children about how you cum inside your wife. It’s disgusting, get help.
If he’d shoved it down Usha’s throat, she wouldn’t have gotten knocked up.
Charlie Kirk was killed Wed, Sep 10, 2025.
Baby is due in late July, 2026.
40 weeks from Sep. 10th is June 17th.
So he’s lying by a full month.
So maybe they were trying? You can’t just will a pregnancy into existence. Like I get it, fuck Vance, but this is just weak
Its not like you ho I want s kid and bam you get pregnant.
it’s not far fetched to think he thought about for a month before climaxing
The 40 weeks thing is from your last period, not conception, so by that logic you’d want the due date to be June 3rd anyway. But a traumatic event can change your family planning after any amount of time. And it’s moot anyway cause Vance is a liar
