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CarterH739@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago

That must be one hell of a chicken...

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That must be one hell of a chicken...

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      ARISE

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        CHIKEN ARISE

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          Stick upside down…

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      Arise chicken

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    A chicken the size of OP’s mom?!

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    circa 68,000,000 BCE

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