I thought it said "Trump assassinated… "
Wishful thinking 😉
‘We’re in the Endgame now.’
He needs to make it to the halfway mark so that Vance doesn’t have it count as a full term (and can therefore run over the next 2 elections).
I don’t think even MAGA is voting for Vance lol, but maybe they will if the podcasts tell them to
They’re leaning more towards Tucker Carlson afaik. Which is concerning, because he’s the smart Christofascist I was originally worried DeSantis represented.
I think that’s what he is planning. I don’t think that’s going to happen. Dude looks like he’s on deaths door.
Trump healthy? u decideLooks like zombie pics
That ear is in pinnacle condition though. Must be what they’re referring to when they talk about his health. Not a blemish in sight.
Or the divot in the neck!
Ah, didn’t catch that. I thought it was pointing out the lack of bullet scars on the ear.
Weekend at bernies
Whatever he’s got, I hope it’s really painful.
Let’s see here, I got the list… Dr. Lao, Dr. West, Dr. Caligari, Dr. Kimble, Dr. Venkman, Dr. Moreau, Dr. Lecter, Dr. Jeckyl, Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Feelgood, Dr. Giggles, Doctor Sleep, Doctor Who, Doctor Strange, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Dre, Dr. Zoidberg, Doc Holiday, Doc Savage, Dr. No, aaaaannnnd… Dr. Evil.
Seems legit. I think he’s probably fine.
Dr. Rockso
He needs to see Dr. Kevorkian, too bad he died.
Dr Nick Riviera. “…the red thing’s connected to my - wristwatch. Uh oh”
HI DR. NICK!
" if you die…you don’t pay!"
That’s serious commitment.
I’m pretty sure it was just Dr. Pepper, but one of the flavors couldn’t make it.
Dr. Venture is the one who concerns me the most.
The show is (was?) called Doctor Who. The character is just The Doctor.
But then there’s that whole exchange from World Enough and Time that ends with this:
DOCTOR: Please, listen to me. Look at me. Go on, look at me. That’s good. That’s very, very good. Now, do you see this mad woman sitting in this chair? Her name isn’t Doctor Who. My name is Doctor Who.
NARDOLE: It isn’t, is it?
DOCTOR: I like it.
I know they’re doing a bit, but I think it provides adequate cover for proper geeks to nevertheless use the expression when it’ll provide shorthand clarity.
Dr. Venture
22??
Try not to get any more doctors on the way to the parking lot!
Hey you get back here!
He’s just that healthy!
They’re doing studies to see how he’s able to be so healthy.
I hope he dies soon.
lol.
lmfao even.
Roflwaffle perhaps
Roflmafaoatcrstd!
Seems a bit excessive to have that many doctors present just to tell you you’re dead within a year. Maybe they’re all there to take bets on what finally takes him out. Will it be his heart? A stroke? Choking on a Big Mac? All of the above?
Definitely going to suffer a massive coronary event in the next 2-3 months I bet. He’s actually stressing out because so many hate him, even amongst his former base, he thought a war with Iran would be easy, his own party and base are starting to realize this isn’t good. Add in what we’ve seen and heard of his medical issues, his ticket is about to explode.
Much higher chance of another stroke. He’s definitely had strokes.
The bruising is from blood thinners, the neck scarring is from trying to increase blood flow to his brain to counter his obvious dementia.
Nobody wants their name and medical career attached to this bloated walking corpse.
More doctors than anyone! Everyone is saying it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
More doctors at checkups, more dementia tests, and more medical visits than anyone. He truly is the healthiest person there is.
The evil fat orange man archetype.
Lynch really made the Harkonnens appropriately horrific, better than the new movies in this and some other aspects IMO.
Is that a young Gordon Ramsay in the back?
Pretty sure that’s a young Nathan Fillion
That would be a remarkably old looking 13 year old if that was the case. Fillion was born in 71 and this movie came out in 84.
Or it was sarcasm in which case I ate it.
Lol sarcasm, shitpost, same difference ;)
I thought it looked like Nathan Fillion
Edit: I should read the comments before I post 🤪
Or RFK-style brainworms from eating a raccoon dick.
or cordyceps fungus slowly zombifying him. With any luck he’ll be climbing the white house by the end of the week to bloom so a bird eats him.
He’s already been zombified with his dementia.
22 specialists just for checkups. It must be nice to get that kind of medical care in America. Especially for free.
Even if it was free to us plebs, having 22 specialists look at you for a “regular checkup” wouldn’t primarily be an indication of how great the medical system was.
If Ole’ Poopypants croaks, they might have to give more medical care to poor people, which is why they’ll keep him alive at all costs.
