Why is he allowed to be in government again?
Fascism requires bootlickers. If you lick boots, you can’t be afraid of no germs.
Because MAGAs think it’s hilarious when Libz get all upset about this stuff. Look how crazy they get when you put some lunatic in charge of health care. Who cares? Health Care in this country sucks anyway, he can’t damage it any worse than it already is. At least we can get some laughs at the expense of the Libz, right?
It’s got to be that. NOBODY could possibly believe that he would IMPROVE health care.
Because Americans let conservatives have power, which means the circus came to town. And they brought their clowns with them.
The onion can’t compete with this
They are having a hard time finding a implausible story.
The point of satire is that it’s plausible.
I miss the days when satire was fake
Can we hold a vile of anthrax and say here sir prove you are not scared.
Anthrax is indeed vile, never understood why people like them so much.
Ive done more cocaine than the average person, sadly, and I’ve been in some wild circles. Never have I snorted cocaine from a toilet seat. The cistern sure but the seat come on bro.
I’ve also done much than the average person in my time (maybe enthusiast-level at points?) and when I was at my most doing-it-est, I would never use a toilet seat. The only time I’ve done it in bathrooms at all was either from a bullet or key bumps from a pen cap.
It doesn’t pass my “if this drug fell on the bathroom floor at a club, would you still do it?” test. A rare few things pass that test for me.
Exactly. The back of the toilet—sure. Very common. It’s basically a little table. Also great for smashing adderall on for snorting.
Who the fuck would snort something off a toilet seat? Why would you want to bend down that far? It makes no sense. These guys are full of shit no matter what they are talking about.
Exactly it’s logistically harder than just using the back.
Really? Why? Wouldn’t you have a perfectly good and slightly less gross bathroom counter?
I am NOT the guy to talk to about drugs but there have been toilets without their own tanks for a long time.
In that situation you use the other side of your hand or a key. Keys can have the side effect of jamming up locks though.
Oh yea, I’m fully on board with find literally anything else haha
Actual question: isn’t he admitting to a crime?
It’s cute that you think that still matters.
Strange flex for the head of a federal agency to admit to felony drug crimes.
This guy does not believe in germ theory, he believes in TERRAIN Theory. So of coarse he is not scared of germs.
According to terrain theory, germs don’t cause disease – it’s your body’s failure to maintain internal purity. If you’re healthy enough, pathogens can’t hurt you.
https://sciencebasedmedicine.org/your-terrain-your-fault-germ-theory-denial-2025/
The body has a way of shutting it down. Especially if its illegitimate rape.
Modern-day Lysenkoism. They’re going to kill us all, if they go on long enough.
Good thing I ate all that dirt as a child, got my body terrain boosted early!
They now recommend packing feces directly into the mucous membranes so that you have a healthy immunity to strangers shit particles when you snort coke as your childhood blossoms into adulthood. Also helps if you only consume animals, roadkill is fine, builds immunity to brainworms so your brain tissue can simply kill them off later.
Hey! As an aside - “of coarse” is incorrect, you’re looking for “of course” :)
“Coarse” refers to the size of particulates like how big each piece of sand is. Coarse is larger bits of sand, making it rougher.
Not the fucking flex he thinks it is.
You have a worm in your head you dumbshit
This is stupid enough, but for a moment there I thought he was going to question the germ theory of disease, which would be even worse.
So RFK. What exactly is it that you DO at “Health and Human Services?” You know, when you’re not wallowing in shit and doing drugs?
You misspelled „Health and Human Sacrifices“.
Every day I’m grateful not to live in the dumpster fire that is the USA…
I wish I didn’t have to share a border with a dumpster fire.
He isn’t afraid of parasites either. Pretty sure putting the worm in control would be an improvement
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4877736/
Who knew this was a documentary. .
Did he mean the lid or the seat? Not that it matters that this ass cancer on society isn’t clear with his words, but I kinda want to know where snorted it from.
