That gay cowboy is right
I had a borderline panic attack in 3rd grade after learning about all the ways the world could end completely randomly.
That and how leaving the lights on is speeding us toward the inevitable heat death of the universe
And quicksand
And the fuckin Bermuda Triangle.
I was also scared of supernovas and meteors.
Oh man, I know right. I had a whole night of terror about it
I’m still worried about the sun exploding in five billion years. Why can we have it NOW?
You are made of sun.
Take me to the light.
- 't
Well that and also bullying tbf.
Yeah. Fuck them motherfucking assholes. May they die slow, painful, and horrible deaths, may their offspring be barren and their line end.
Lucky bastard.
For the rest of us it was when is dad coming back with a pack of smokes?
We’re still fucking wondering!
I was also very worried about that. Telling me something else would kill me before then just made me more upset.
Oh, you lucky motherfuckers who never feared for the children in China every goddamn night.
Back in my day, it was the children in Africa.
What’s Ryan doing here?
I’m not complaining, far be it from me, just curious how to summon more Ryans saying random relatable stuff while being Ryan.
