We really are living in the Idiocracy timeline.
It’s way worse, Idiocracy had good faith leaders, our are pieces of shit.
they only had good faith leaders long after the pieces of shit had set the world up in a way where everything would be shit unless someone had some sort of cold storage device for humans that would wake them up 500 years later
Where can we sign up to be put into cold storage?
first you gotta join the army, then be the most average person possible, and also have no drive to do anything. good luck
I’m halfway there! But somehow I’m the second half of the way there.
well its pretty easy to join the army. just have a pulse and dont be a sleepwalker
This is our regularly scheduled reminder that we absolutely need celebrity death match to be brought back.
Someone just rip the idea off if the rights are unattainable.
Now a fight to the death, that I could get behind. I’m thinking we give hunter a net and trident, and don jr idk. Gladiator game, nationally televised. Fuck yeah, let’s do it.
Okay but I want to be on that fight card. I have challenged Stephen Miller dozens, maybe even hundreds, of times at this point.
I’m pretty sure in a fair fight I could take RFK and Kid Rock together.
RFK and Kid Rock would unironically make a hilarious comedy duo as villains in a Jackie Chan movie
Let’s go!
Promise to also give him a wedgie and a wet willy for me. For the good old times sake.
I’m gonna make him cry and eat dirt.
I absolutely hate this timeline 🙄
I’m in! Any situation where trumps get punched in the face is ok by me.
I’d watch that.
The Orange Shitstain vs the Lunatic Ayatollah would be better.
Kropp on the other hand is a thinker. He proposes that a declaration of war should be a kind of popular festival with entrance-tickets and bands, like a bull-fight. Then in the arena the ministers and generals of the two countries, dressed in bathing-drawers and armed with clubs, can have it out among themselves.
-All Quiet on the Western Front.
That’s the same picture
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There is no yield, only death is the test of it…
These guys need to cut back on the caffeine. Next, they will be bringing duels back.
Please, God, don’t tease me. Give trump and Biden two swords and let them duke it out. (I know you meant guns, but this would be better)
I’d like to see guns, but Trump would cheat.
I’m so proud to American
“Whoosh thump!” Boot to the head.
Trashy shithole
why did I think that was Cillian Murphy -
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Abolish men? I’ve been admonishing men. I must have looked like an idiot.
From what?
