I’ve never even seen a manatee in a bikini.
Beat me to the punch. Next time, Gadget! Next time!
Glad I’m not the only one with that thought.
Sounds sexy
Is she single? Asking for a friend.
Her name is Barbara.
I swear to god if this is AI…
sigh …would.
Because people like her keep wrestling them off.
mermaids and their songs are confusing
She just wanted her bikini back after the manatee stole it.
Manatees are struggling with climate change along the florida coast line where waters in the summer have been measured to up to 100 degree F in the ocean. It has devastated manatee floral diet. And they are dying off from it.
Do not torment the gentle wildlife that you are killing off.
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In Florida, is an extremely serious crime to even touch a manatee.
I once saw a park ranger just screaming at a group of guys and threatening them with $5000 fines just for getting near one.
I told a friend of mine who surfs, and he didn’t realize they were so protected. He said there’s an old girl who comes to visit them when they surf, and she rolls over on her back so they can scritch her belly. I told him it was a $5000 fine, and he was bummed. He liked scritching his manatee friend.
Destroy their entire ecosystem is a ok though :(
Is that like a holdover Jim Crow thing?
Listen, I get it, Manatees have no business wearing a bikini.
You take that back! Leave them damn sexy manatees alone.
You’ve been at sea too long, sailor.
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There is nothing to fix. But she could fix me.
I can’t, but I totally would date her just to wrestle with her. As a bonus, I am as fat as a manatee.
I don’t want to wrestle her but I’d like to get to know her and learn what makes her her. She sounds interesting.
Who was in the bikini?
Yes
First
Why was the manatee in a park and why was it wearing a bikini. Lastly, was it a licensed wrestling match or unsanctioned?
wrestling licenses are a scam perpetuated by Big Wrestling! go out and wrestle someone today! nobody can stop you!
This is AI slop
Dunno. When it comes to Florida folks, sometimes it is hard to tell AI slop from reality.
No it’s not. I mean, maybe if you’re dumb and can’t recognize fake shit, which, from the looks of this comment thread, it appears Lemmy has started down that path.
It’s the “in a bikini” part that’s a dead giveaway. That’s not a detail that would be included in a real headline. That’s extra added to make the situation seem more ridiculous and silly. It’s crazy I even have to point this out, its painfully obvious to me.
Tbf, we live in the Clickbait Era of journalism, so that’s not your best argument. It’s definitely fake, but the poorly written headline is no longer good proof, it’s actually the standard even for articles written by real people.
Well, it kiiiinda exists, but yeah, fake logo, headline, and picture for sure.
LEAVE IT ALONE! FIGHT ME INSTEAD!
Goes prone
choke me mommy
Oh no here comes the manatee from the top rope with a steel chair! Oof! As god as my witness she is broken on half!
Her hips don’t lie! That’s shakira! You guys arrested shakira while she was doing her wrestling routine!
You might have noticed she’s not blonde.
Confirmed! You guys got shakira while she was having personal arguments with her favorite animal kingdom friend.
Just leave them alone. Its all about past manatee songs that never made it.
Actor studying for Zootopia 3.
Florida Man(atee).
*golf clap*
Is that the new STD spreading out from Mar-a-lago?
