He’s probably dreaming of sitting in Epstein’s lap.
Don’t say “white house explodes,” he doesn’t need new ideas.
Ssshhhh he’s sleeping
As long as he’s in it at the time
Small price to pay in that case.
This year I’ve seen the Pedophile of the United States
Shit himself in the oval office
Fall asleep in the same chairLmao at the guy talking. He starts out kind of sketchy trying not to look at trump and then he realizes trump awakens.
Definitely not a woke president.
HE IS CONSERVING ENERGY TO PURGE THE DEEP STATE!
INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK TO FIX AMERICA!
IRAN HAS ALREADY SURRENDERED!
DONT BELIEVE UR LYING EYES
LETS GO BRANDON!
F U SLEEPY Jo… nm
y is everything so political im just a moderate anyways
you have to stop him to stop him
this is just more bullshit
Shhh, he’s busy negotiating with Iran while at the same time telling architects how beautiful his Epstein ballroom needs to be… in his dreams.
It would be the funniest thing if he died like that.
Peacefully in his sleep isn’t funny enough
Yeah, he deserves worse… but still though, think of his aides performing the dead parrot sketch.
“He’s pining for Greenland.”
The humor comes from his sycophants fearing that he’s dead, but also afraid to mention it because it would make him look bad.
It would be hilarious.
He’s been dead the last month. They just have a speaker and eleabrate hidden pully system moving him. They are covering the rotting (poorly) with makeup.
They’re not wrong. His eyes are open in the photo. Poor choice of photo, as there are many more photos and videos circulated of him sleeping.
“I’ve never seen him fall asleep,” Rubio replied. “On the contrary, the guy doesn’t sleep.”
Rubio insisted Trump routinely calls him at 2 a.m. and 5 a.m., works late into the night, and has more energy than people decades younger.
- What is this Kim Jun Un shit? You expect us to believe the man doesn’t sleep?
- Assuming you’re not just continuing to lie, maybe being up at 2 and 5AM calling you is part of the problem?
- We already know he’s up at all hours of the night ranting on Truth Social. Man should be getting some z’s.
“I’ve never seen him take a shit,” Rubio replied. “On the contrary, the guy doesn’t even have a butthole.”
That’s because he does all his shitting in his diapers.
Because he is the asshole.
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he works so hard he burns up all the poop inside
Rubio asks everyone “would a guy with the biggest dick ever really even be able to sleep anyway?” Marco then held his hands two feet apart and nodded his head vigorously.
“And I would know! I’ve been licking his ass for years!” - Rubio added
Trying to decide if I should vomit, fap, or both
When I was a teenager, my peers used to believe without evidence that if you were to shit, come and puke at the same time, you’d die.
I didn’t really believe it, but never quite managed to get them all synched up so I could find out for sure.
Urban myth. You have to sneeze, too
Trump definitely sleeps very little, you can tell based on his tweet timestamps
- Assuming you’re not just continuing to lie, maybe being up at 2 and 5AM calling you is part of the problem?
Loss of circadian rhythm is a major symptom of Alzheimer’s and dementia. The dementia ward in retirement homes is usually a 24/7 thing because the residents are always waking up and sleeping at odd hours.
Sleepy Trump?
Do you mean Dozy Don?
Don Snoreleone
Weekend at Donnie’s.
He’s not asleep!!! It’s obvious his eyelids are 3nm apart so they’re open and he’s awake!!!
He always sits like that and leans to the right cause that’s what the right does!!! Everyone sits and leans to the right!!!
God, I kinda miss that ugly blonde pig woman who makes up excuses for him.
“White House Explodes” don’t get my hopes up like that
As a Canadian, perhaps a more inflammatory title would be “White House burns”?
